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Stripper on the looseLocal Anaheim resident held on charges of public nudity.Jesus Christ from right here in Anaheim, California was arrested yesterday on four counts of public nudity. "Jesus had been running around town naked for several weeks before we finally caught that bastard," police Sgt. Brigs said. "We had gotten several complaints from concerned mothers about a hermaphrodite running around naked and decided it was time to take this criminal down once and for all." The police used a computer to plot out where Christ had been streaking, and they found a trend. They then set up a trap for Christ based on the collected information. "Our hermaphrodite fell right into it," Brigs explained. Brigs staged a public event knowing that the streaker was sure to run by during the event. Sure enough, they saw a hermaphrodite run by with no clothes on. The police hiding in the area went in for the kill and brought Jesus Christ down. Many local Anaheim residents were shocked at who it was. One widowed Mrs. Cunningham had this to say, "I always thought Jesus was such a good intentioned person. I guess Jesus has finally shown their true side. That hermaphrodite Bitch! Foolin' us all like that!" Until Christ is tried and jailed, police are posting pictures of this criminal all around Anaheim. "People should stay far away from this hermaphrodite." Said Brigs, "Christ has been exposed as a pervert and we don't want this hermaphrodite hurting anyone." Jesus Christ declined our request for an interview saying only, "www.jesuschrist.com has all the proof you need!" We will cover news of the trial as it happens. Reported by: James Creek FCB News Staff 1 |
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