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Stripper on the loose

Local Anaheim resident held on charges of public nudity.

Joe Blo from right here in Anaheim, California was arrested yesterday on four counts of public nudity. "Joe had been running around town naked for several weeks before we finally caught that bastard," police Sgt. Brigs said. "We had gotten several complaints from concerned mothers about a man running around naked and decided it was time to take this criminal down once and for all."

The police used a computer to plot out where Blo had been streaking, and they found a trend. They then set up a trap for Blo based on the collected information. "Our man fell right into it," Brigs explained.

Brigs staged a public event knowing that the streaker was sure to run by during the event. Sure enough, they saw a man run by with no clothes on. The police hiding in the area went in for the kill and brought Joe Blo down.

Many local Anaheim residents were shocked at who it was. One widowed Mrs. Cunningham had this to say, "I always thought Joe was such a good intentioned person. I guess Joe has finally shown their true side. That man Bitch! Foolin' us all like that!"

Joe Blo will be tried next month in the local courthouse in Anaheim, California. Police are now warning parents to stay close to their children in case other freaks decide to follow the actions of Blo. A new law is currently being written to bring down harsher punishments in cases like this. This new law will be named after the man and is called "Blo's law."

Until Blo is tried and jailed, police are posting pictures of this criminal all around Anaheim. "People should stay far away from this man." Said Brigs, "Blo has been exposed as a pervert and we don't want this man hurting anyone."

Joe Blo declined our request for an interview saying only, "I ate my underpants!"

We will cover news of the trial as it happens.

Reported by: James Creek
FCB News Staff    1

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